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HFW QUIZ :: WHO YOU REALLY ARE

Unfortunately the browser you are using doesn't support the features required to make automatic scoring work, which means you have to jot down your score for each question on a piece of paper and add it up yourself. (Hey, there's no harm in a little arithmetic practice -) Scroll the page to see the range of alter egos.


1
   The neighbor's house is on fire. You...
Call the fire brigade and offer to help out the moment they're on the scene (5 points)
Call the fire brigade on your cell phone while dashing over to rescure the fair damsel/prince in distress on the ninth floor (4 points)
Call the fire brigade and offer solutions to how to solve the various tasks at hand (2 points)
Call your lawyer to make sure you're not liable to pay damages (1 point)
You'd rather have a drink than answer stupid questions in a dumb quiz (3 points)


2
   Your best friend bought an expensive dress at least two sizes too small. You....
Pretend not to notice, take your pants off and find a bottle of bubbly (champagne) and matching glasses (5 points)
Say nothing but can't hide a smug wall-to-wall grin (4 points)
Blurt 'Your tits are too big' (3 points)
New dress? You never noticed (2 points)
Start talking about when your ex modelled for Georgio Armani (1 point)


3
   It's New Year's Eve and fireworks to celebrate the occasion. One cracker fizzes by a little too close for comfort. You...
Yawn discreetly. You've seen this sort of thing before, in fact you've seen most things before (1 point)
Run in hot persuit to pick it up, your head bursting with ideas on how to make it work better (2 points)
Yell 'That's a commercial airliner!!!!' (3 points)
You observe the spectators and their ritual behavior rather than the spectacle in the sky (4 points)
Spread your arms wide and order everybody to get down (5 points)


4
   Your fridge is emptier than outer space and you'll be having surprise guests in ten minutes. You...
Just have to finish reading this fascinating passage about Babylonian toilet mythology before you take care of business (4 points)
Don last year's Halloween outfit and sneak unseen onto the neigbor's front yard lawn to catch a couple of magpies (3 points)
Smile like a lizard when the guests arrive and say you've all been invited to the neigbor's class reunion barbeque (1 point)
Call the local Chez Pierre and book a table (5 points)
Dissect the cactii in your window sill. Vegetarian is healthy. (2 points)


5
   You're on the bus when you suddenly remember you forgot to buy a ticket. You....
Bus? You always drive yourself or go by cab (1 point)
You go by plane. You just have to change the oil first (3 points)
You start arguing loud about everybody's right to free public transport only to get kicked off at the next stop (2 points)
You dive through the front shield, slide down under the bus and hang there by your bootstraps (4 points)
Look up the ticket collector, raise your right arm and say 'I swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth and so help me God' (5 points)


6
   You're out and meet this absolutely gorgeous potential partner
He/she seems a bit reserved when you insist on calling him/her 'mother' (2 points)
You wonder why he/she stomps off while mumbling something about 'not outta the bugs & snakes phase yet?!???' (4 points)
You suddenly remember your live-in partner said you'd better pick up a pack of diapers on the way home or there'll be hell to pay (5 points)
You discover that a tied up arm can be a great aphrodisiac (3 points)
You go through the necessary moves to make an impression but always scan the terrain for better opportunities (1 point)


7
   Vacation time and your best friend suggests Disneyland
You say 'Sorry honey, no vacation this year; gotta work' (1 point)
You suggest an unchartered area of the Amazone basin or you'll die from boredom (4 points)
You suggest an unchartered area of the Amazone basin and why not stay there for keeps (2 points)
You ask what's wrong with Langley, Virginia (5 points)
You ask casually if he/she'd mind going to Papeete tonight (3 points)


8
   Which title is most likely found on your bedside table?
Learn to Love Yourself (1 point)
Build a Shopping Mall in One Pop (3 points)
The Ice Machine Designs of Dante Aligheri (2 points)
The Cali Cartel Guide to Peaceful Colombia (5 points)
The parchment portfolio of the Kama Sutra (in Sanscrit) (4 points)


9
   .....and on your iPod?
What's wrong with The Grateful Dead on a a turntable you salvaged off the garbage tip? (4 points)
Anything by Banana Airlines (3 points)
Bagpipes and Sidney Bechet (2 points)
Court TV live (1 point)
The sound of class (5 points)


10
   You're on a highway bridge when the car in front of you swerves and crashes into the railing. The driver looks unharmed but doesn't move. You....
Call your partner and ask him/her if he/she's OK (5 points)
Look up the driving directions to Petra, Jordan (4 points)
Drive on knowing that the driver will be subjected to Eggs Bradley soon enough (1 point)
Kiss the driver and say you're sorry for pushing him/her off the bridge (3 points)
Scream into the driver's ear: 'I said upstream, mother!!!' (2 points)

Please add up your score, scroll down and check below:




Hey there, Jack Ryan, rock of integrity, wise chooser and owner of a a well lined wallet/purse and spending habits to match. You might just be too perfect to be true (or you found out how to cheat on this quiz).

Tip: Try to loosen up (the champagne trick is cool, though -)



Ha! Gotcha!! You cheated. There's only one Indiana Jones!

Tip: Take a look in the mirror right away. Do you really look good with your shirt open down to your bellybutton??



Who do we have here but Mr/Ms Cool Quinn Harris him/herself??? Carelessly charming even when quirky, you have a core softer than melting marshmallows and a taste for locations right off the most exclusive prospects of a top aloha real estate broker.

Tip: We'd find out where parking brake is if we were you.



Shine on you crazy diamond but not in our backyard, please. Like Allie Fox you're a creative genius, about as sensitive as a bedpost and so alternative it hurts you know where.

Tip: Beware of the The Hitler Bug. FYI: That's not a fun dance.



Henry Turner, we suggest apply your skills and ambition to negotiating lasting peace between the gangs and crews of any major inner city. That should be about as risky as going to your local market to pick up a pack of Marlboros.

Tip: Choose dirty movies with a better cultural alibi.
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